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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 2 MARCH 1970
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
  2. Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
  3. Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
  4. Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
  5. You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
  6. Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
  7. Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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