ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
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- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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