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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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