ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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