ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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