ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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