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You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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