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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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