ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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