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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The return to office is completely optional.
So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet there you are, ranked 41st. They're "reviewing" 41st.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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