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Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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