ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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