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MONDAY, 27 APRIL 1970
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
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