ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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