ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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