ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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