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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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