ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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