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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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