ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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