ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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