ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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