ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The council listened to your feedback.
Then it did the thing anyway, but with listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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