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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION THURSDAY, 8 JANUARY 1976
Your call is important to us.
Not important enough to answer, but important.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
  2. Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
  3. You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
  4. Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
  5. Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
  6. Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
  7. The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…

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