ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your friends' group chat went quiet.
It didn't. They made a new one. Same name, one fewer person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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