ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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