ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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