ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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