ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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