ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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