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Forty replies. Four mention you. None kindly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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