ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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