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SUNDAY, 10 AUGUST 1980
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
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