ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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