ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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