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Be your own boss.
Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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