ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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