ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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