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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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