ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The house will be tidy again one day.
The day they move out. Tidy, silent, and you'll hate every inch of it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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