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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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