ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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