ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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