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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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