ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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