ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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