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SUNDAY, 11 JANUARY 1981
There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
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