ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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