ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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