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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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